Oh he wants you to think that he is simply a DBA for a law firm but no, Gorm has for years been secretly leading two lives (maybe more). The ones we know about are the afore mentioned code slinger but what we didn't know was that he had been sucked into the role of toady working for the evil Doctor Anal. Though preferring the codename Gluteus Minimus, his counterparts in crime would laughingly refer to him as Murder Me. This was due to his combat tactic of jumping into battle screaming, "I'm a herald, I'm a herald" and then running like crazy to avoid the slings and arrows. All this continued until one day he woke up and had had enough.

No longer would he answer to the sinister Doctor Anal or his diabolical twins of torment the mind-altering Negative Perceptor and his twisted telekinesis empowered brother Stasis Quo. He would fight for what is right on the side of justice. From this day forward, all would know him as...Golden Boy, the Sentinel of Service.

From birth, Golden Boy had the power to ignore all blows aimed at his person. With his thick skin and his stout stature, he was immune to all forms of attack save one, for even he had an Achilles Heel. You see, well placed shots on the rump with a stout piece of furniture tend to make him yelp like a little school girl. This invulnerability combined with his trusty sidearm Conflictor which shot out a grappling hook tethored by a long role of red tape would be that bane of his old allie's existence. He would not pale or bend when faced with evil.

FOR THIS SUPER HERO DOES NOT KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD CANT!!!!!