"I'm Saddam Hussein," the man with the scruffy beard said in English when U.S. troops found him in a dirt hole. "I'm the president of Iraq and I'm willing to negotiate."

"President Bush sends his regards," they replied.

What a great day. What a wonderful Sunday morning surprise. What I find particularly funny is that the operation was called "Red Dawn." Anyone remember that 1980's movie? Fitting. Maybe people in power have heard of Puckeater's joke of how Bush I shouts every night to his son "Avenge Me!!!"

Anyway, good job boys. Take a bow.

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