Today in the news...

In an effort to combat the GOP's plans of encouraging actor Arnold Schwarzenegger to run for Governor of California, the Democratic National Committee has approached actor/comedian Carrot Top to run what is sure to be a heated "David versus Goliath" battle for the top seat of the country's largest state.

Recent polls show that in a heads up race with any other named candidate, the T3 star would hold a commanding 70 percent share of the audience...err votes. Of course, this is before the firebrand, in-your-face Carrot Top enters the picture. "California is a joke, I'm a comedian, we are a perfect fit for each other," he was recently quoted as saying while pondering his choices.

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