"Who am I? Why am I here? What's with the a-hole with
the flash photography? I didn't sign a release."

"Get my agent on the line. I clearly had 4 days left on my contract before
the doctors would have to induce. Somebody's getting sued"

"Hey! My mom and dad are kind of cool."
(doing the cabbage patch)

"Float like a butterfly sting like a bee. Put the rectal thermometer
away or get knocked out by an irate baby."

"Well, I'm here so...I might as well JUMP!"

"Don't mind me. I had a hard day at the office
and am just looking for a nap."